Why my wife works late...

So it appears i have lost a certain creative energy in the kitchen... or one might think of me as a culinary genius living somewhere past that borderline separating genius from utter nincompoops. Exhibit A: Why my wife is not especially excited to come home in the evenings..

.I have even given this one a title and subtitle...

Ode to an inclusive society, A Chinese Crock of S#*t!!!

Contents (hence the title): Hoisin sauce (quite a bit), Soy Sauce, Sherry, Hot Chilli, Sweet Chilli, Mince, Petits pois, Carrot, Parsnip, Celery, Red Pepper, Red Lentils, Can of Chickpeas, Can of Bortolli beans, Can of Beef and Vegetable soup, Water, Ginger, Mustard, Potatoes, Sweet Potato, Onion. oh, and a pinch of salt! (pretty well every little bit of food left in the cupboards!)

Biggest surprise of the evening... It didn't taste bad!

Hope your culinary experiences are more enticing!